The poet W. H. Auden wrote, “Evil is always unspectacular, and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our table.
German hobby/wannabe artist. Ugly fart. I live near Ramstein, am male, like: food, sleep, art, history, humor(kim jong un) and punching buns.
Oh yeah, and I'm 22 and want to join the Bundeswehr.
This is my reblog tumblr. My art tumblr can be found in this chart :I
Brother knocks on the door at midnight cause he hears me cutting some papers.
Me: Come in if you're not gonna kill me for throwing down your car keys and being to lazy to pic them up.
Brother opens door while talking.
Bro: No dude, I'm not mad. Why are you still awake?
Me: I'm planing how to take over the world with my scissor, what does it look like?
Bro: Stop fucking around with me, what's up?
Me: You wanna hear the truth?
Bro: You know you can talk with me.
Me: You and your girlfriend fucked so loud I could barley close one eye without drowning in my emotional of disgust and totall lonleyness.
Bro: Okay, I'l just go now.
Me: remember this when you fuck her next time: Fuck her hard till she cries but room voice like. Thank you.
Bro: Stop being a creep, it suits you to well...